One More Rant: "Can I Please be Japanese?"

     At this rate, I might as well be called "The angry anime nerd who rants about the perils of human existence".  Hell, since I found some motivation to rant one more time, then I guess I should let the bullets spray like morning mist.  Let's take a standard scene from the manga/ anime series Love Hina for example; I'm Keitaro and the people who seen one weaboo too many are the girls of the Hina House. I mind my own business exploring the place but somehow enter a hideous calamity that leads to an awkward and perverted scenario. But "anime laws" discourage sexual harassment, even if the scenario is unintentional, resulting in a near death experience on Keitaro-kun's part.  To translate; I get the "WEEABOO" stamp on my head from the so-called connoisseurs of anime and Japanese culture over a few sentences I type in Japanese or using Meagman's original name [which is Rockman by the way], and the biggest kick to the sack is that I don't get an explanation nor a chance to further explain why I'm resorting one of my biggest influences.  My god, at least sit the fuck down and get to know the man behind the ears.  From what I'm seeing, if I can be a tad off subject, The fall of Japanese influence in America today is more of an involuntary sense of xenophobia rather than piracy.  Back then, we welcomed it with open arms as reparations for World War 2, but with us reverting to our "fuck the Jap bastards" tendencies from the war era and displaying our hypocrisy in anime conventions, I'm obligated to make a serious statement.


    For the record, I knew nothing of anime or Japanese from when I was born. My dive into the culture started in a karate exhibition in Queens.  I got to work on it through an atlas I got for Christmas when I was seven.  Then I realized that it was more than a few punches and kicks that mainstream America associated it with.  Even during that time period, I was a drawing doodling little maniac; plus I was influenced by video games first.  In 1995, I started to learn about anime - Japans other "white meat".  By 1997, I was, "I've been a close buddy to this goddess known as lady Japan, I want to learn her language".  But one problem, not one goddamn school I attended had a Japanese course [WHAT THE FUCK?].  Disappointment aside, I found a book in the media center on various foreign languages.  So by 2004, I had a competent knowledge of the Japanese language, though not fluent in the spoken medium.  So I guess you can say two things are missing in my love for Japanese lifestyle; one is a trip to Japan, and a structured regimen of  speaking Japanese.  By 2008, I did right to mature in my love for all things Japanese if not Asian.  As far as my art style goes, I don't draw because I'm a fan of anime, but because of  it's beauty [ok, so it's still fandom, but stll]



     All things considered, you ignorant shits left me little options but to set the record straight.  Yes, I GET IT, Japan's no greater than any country in the world [I been got that since I was in 6th grade].  Sounds to me you're trying to please a society who could give ten shits about you guys.  I f I was In Japan, I would of said the exact same thing to any friend I make there.  You know, I hate to sound like an old geezer, but there was a time when we appreciated one another for our love for Japanese culture, but like music networks and reality shows, we've begun to act like pompous pricks to one another. "Weeaboos", this applies to you, too.  It also wasn't until now that I realized that I was lying to myself, trying to do something different.  Now what if I was getting in to Brazilian or Italian culture, you guys are gonna ridicule me too?  I see...  If the Japanese are xenophobic hermits, then we Americans are self righteous pussy wipes. Let me guess, "Because you favor Japan over America". Wrong again, dumb ass, because of years of observation, even from home grown intellectuals, authors, and the media we produce.  No, I'm not burning flags and fleeing to Canada [no offense to any Canadians reading this], I'm simply making a point.  Lumping me with people who half ass their shallow love for Japanese culture is like facing me in tic-tac -toe, ends up in a draw.  Slow the fuck down and let me exercise my American right to enjoy foreign culture. [sighs relief]  [A.D.D. tendencies.... "ooh. Kawaii"!]

"I Want to F*ck You"

[sighs in disgust]  Ah, fuck me... Women of the world, understand this: there's a reason why men should never say up front "I wanna fuck you". For starters, how the hell does anyone do that? Anyway, the only response anyone would get is a kick to the happy sack or pepper spray.  The truth is, few women respond positively to it - very few. Also this world is populated with more uptight women than sexually liberated, so a trip to the ass rape factory is another guarantee. Had it been me, my black ass would have been made a homosexual with no voting rights over a blatant sexual remark: with that said, I'd like to keep my masculinity thank you very much and stick to waiting till we come to that part.  Furthermore, it's difficult for a man these days to express his sexuality without offending feminist groups or other prudent equivalents.  But for the main topic; a few weekends ago, I find a husky black guy trying to get this girl's number, but there's one problem, she's focused on her music. Disregarding this, he gets closer and gets burned. Then he says the title of this blog, thus giving black males an even far more ass raping image.  Can a guy at least have some free......oh wait I forgot, this is the city where they hang you to a ceiling by your happy stick.  I would like for once to say "I'm horny" without offending some people. [i mean it's possible but not in Atlanta unless you portray a wannabe ghetto image(at least where I live).]  At least a holiday weekend where I can be anything other than limited to having sex in order to feel that experience. Enter another problem; I mean, what good is it if "THAT" alone is the only motive in the world. It's not just men, but women as well. [no, everyone]. Maybe I'm reading it wrong, but still it would be nice to exercise my rights as a male.  But no thanks to the dumb asses,  every guy like me has to pay for these dick cheeses. Maybe if we form a club for people like me...nah, that won't work. But the point is, no guy likes to be lumped with others, especially with shit for brains excuses of masculinity. And we like to go to jail for sexual harassment alot less. That's why we don't like to say off the fly, "I wanna Fuck you".

Sweet Peaches and Hedgehogs.....

     I've come to the conclusion that usually when faced with a spirit killing conflict, something extraordinary occurs. A big emphasis on "usual" because what's usual doesn't always happen everyday, but a lot to carry a stigma on it's hands.  Lately I've come to the realization that bad things are happening beyond my control; maybe to prove that I don't have to do much or anything at all for Hell to unleash it's wrath on me.  All tear jerkin psychobabble aside, I get hit on by some pussy-wipe from the Herbert school of pedophilia with a major in child pornography.  The rat bastard tried to either get me in a car or get my number thinking I was 16 or something.  Anyways, the diff between me and him is quite simple, he would enjoy putting foreign substances up where a chair should be to little boys if not me [I hope it's not me, cause he'd lose his life before his voting rights].  Me on the other hand, it would be rather awkward to encounter and persist with minors.  Not that I would enjoy jail-bait [which is rather sick] it pains me that most of the people who like what i like are under-aged and live closest to me. 

     Onto less disgusting but more troubling issues; It would seem that most hated nightmare has come to pass and I must live with the idea that I might die alone in a jet fueled fire in hell.  I hope such isn't the case but then again, I got scolded at and mistreated for only seeking a friendly and less romantic relationship from a woman. Now i'm not some resentful twat-monger who's quick to blame all of the same gender for one asshole's lack of intelligence, but apparently the state of Georgia produces  such pussy-wipes male or female.  I feel if I stay here any longer, I'll only fall back to my idiotic tendencies like Friday [March 12]. OK, maybe not all of GA, but the Metro Atlanta area maybe [I don't know, I'm trying not to be ignorant here and categorize by some half-assed observation.]  Now if you're wondering if  my going to fast is the reason why shit is happening, then you only scratched the surface of my problems, cause that's only a small problem that has been rectified with wisdom and countless prayer. [now my knees hurt like hell].  Now I'm trying the friend approach this year, but apparently here's the problem: even with that it's like pulling teeth. Explanation: Only one person does the work and devotion while the other sits down or doesn't make time unless money or sex is on the menu. I'm trying to break away from that and try something that would benefit both me and the significant other. Now if the feeling is mutual, than we have a miracle at work, but if only one of us exhibits devotion to a friend or otherwise, somethings gotta give. But the idea of force and intimidation is out of the question, but what.....wait a minute. Another habit I must remove, don't ask questions you know the answer to.  Or rather, I should just be patient, because love favors the long suffering; therefore there's no other way. Even so, if you want to be with someone or if you like them, you'd want to make some time to get to know one another, not one person doing all the work.

Modern Love or Ubsurd Bullsh*t? [CD Rant no.1] Part 1.

     Ugh...  Sadly, there are days where I wake up and see the modern relationship becoming a trip to Hell.  How do I explain this:  boyfriend and girlfriend, married couples, even the ones the the "politically correct" find "taboo are following the grizzly trend of short lived or unhealthy relationships. If neither, then one half of the couple displays the worst form of douchebaggery in history. Such examples include:

1. Homewreckery - Impeding on a monogamous relationship. or inviting someone to do so
2. Being an asshole- Just being inconsiderate of other's feelings. Not asking what's wrong, or just being rude with your word [even if it is the truth]. It can also mean leading others on in immature guessing games.
3. Playing Stupid- Can't we all just get along and assess certain disputes like mature adults?  I see this everywhere.  Iknow it's real life, but this isn't a reality show.
4. Disloyalty- If you got a legit reason for why things come up or why you can't exact certain things, I
    can understand. but if you refuse to give a person, male or female heads up, then why waste time? Either you in or out.
5. Lack of communication: Hey now, that part is key to any and every relationship.  Keep the fire goin, both of you!!

I know these things aren't perfect, but try to make it work.  Stop bullshittin around and just show some resolve.

Road to the Peach

You knew it was coming, I told you in my jikoshokai that I am an anime fan, so some of you should do your research. All assholery aside for the rest of us who read, Momocon month is here. For those unaware, Momocon is a free admissions anime convention held at the student center in Georgia Institute of Technology [GA Tech].  This time around, attendance numbers are huge which is grounds for people to get advance tickets to avoid lines. The limit is 7000 people  due to the record shattering attendance in 2009.  Luck favors the prepared, so get on in.  Expect more than just anime fans to show up to, Tokusatstu, Asian fare, and US comic fans are welcome too. (Hey this may be an anime con, but all walks of life are welcome.) To my friends i hope to see you guys. I look forward to this event so much. If you're one of those people that think that such a con is "socialist", you might wanna steer elsewhere. 

    My first Momo was in 2007, I can recall goin extra early to beat the lines. boy was it worth it. But that sunday, it ended quick because someone was dumb enough to bring fireworks to the con.  Other than that, I had a blast.  The 2008 con was the first con where i cosplayed , and carried a Henshin device. It was also when the tornado struck the city; luckly the con still went on.  Last year was when i started wearing a set of cat ears. However i was chased around by some fangirls for it [i don't know why].  I do hope this year will be fun. Maybe i'll get lucky too. [not remotely what you're thinking].  other than that, See you there.